Trust me. You don't want to see my boobs. After two bouts of breast cancer, I'm happy to have them and pleased they are healthy. But they are not "showoffs.

Gladstone police have finished their investigation of alleged sexual abuse at a day care and the case now awaits action by the Clay County prosecutor.

Dubai The UAE's oil reserves, its well-developed infrastructure and the current investments in projects are enough to support the country's growth for the next 30 years, Ahmad Humaid Al Tayer, Governor of the Dubai International Financial Centre (DIFC), told a seminar in Dubai yesterday.

Company's Effort to Obtain Pre-Release iPad Includes Trade Proposal With Stephen Colbert

(AP) -- The head of Warner Music Group expressed hope on Tuesday that the recent "fracas" over the price of e-books would help give content creators such as his company more pricing power over device makers.

We'll get to the coterie of angry men later. (They came in several forms this year: pantless, miniature, psychotic, emasculated, etc. They could form a new set of Disney dwarves, but instead of sleeping caps, pantaloons and pointy boots, they could just show tons of moobage and man thigh. Yikes!)

A Spokane jury is now considering a verdict in a sex abuse case involving a former Spokane man who claims he was molested by a priest at the Morning Star Boy's Ranch in the late 80's.

Dubai Renault Trucks, a division of French carmaker Renault, is targeting the Middle East market with its heavy-duty vehicles specially designed for tough terrain like the desert regions of the Arabian Peninsula.

A man who appeared on "America's Most Wanted" after being accused of trying to rape a 13-year-old girl was arrested last week in Dania Beach.

DES MOINES Proposals to ease restrictions on Iowas microbreweries and distillers are gaining traction in the Legislature among lawmakers who see Iowas homegrown beers and liquors as economic development.

Sex and money. Those are the center pins of debate over bowling at Souderton Area High School.

DIRTY DEN: Cor, stinks in 'ere, dunnit? (MUSIC): Doof, doof ... No. NO! That's not a doof-doof. That's not even the end of an episode, the trademark cliffhanger or the over-the-cliff-entirely or the bloody-hell-call-that-a-doof-doof-it's pathetic, or an anyone-could-have-seen-that-coming-even-granddad-saw-that-coming-dincha-granddad-hello-granddad-GRANDDAD-mum-it's-granddad-he's-not breaving ...

If you're stuck for a gift idea this Valentine's Day and you're thinking about getting a tattoo emblazoned with the name of your loved-one, think again.

Take one recently deceased and fabulously wealthy man, a younger second wife, grown children from a first marriage, and a deathbed revision of the will, mix 'em up, and what do you get?

AFTER a shock Vegas quickie, MY Sun users ask if the Reid-Price marriage is built to last

Whether youre seeking something different this Valentines Day or still stuck on traditional, here are a few options to help you celebrate with your sweetie (or alone).

YORK CITY Majestic up for sale Majestic Restaurant, 287 W. Market St., has been placed for sale by longtime owner Mohammad Kahn.

Average gasoline prices in Nevada have fallen 6 cents since January, with some locations seeing declines as much as 14 cents.

Tom Cruise is starring in another impossible mission.

No matter if your Olympic dream fizzled out - mine got as far as Dorothy Hamill's haircut - you can at least look the part. Available from Ralph Lauren: gear the company has made for the 2010 U.S. Olympic Team.

In reply to Let The Joyce Era Begin! : I think we should cut Tony Abbott some slack too, as long as its short enough to go properly taut when he topples off thechair.

If you're watching your pennies this year, a little advance Valentine's Day planning can make a big difference.

A healthcare provider was charged with prostitution after an undercover West Roxbury detective posed as a potential john.

Ellen DeGeneres, the newest judge on "American Idol," says Simon Cowell is "meaner" than she thought. Cowell, Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi and various guest judges kicked off the ninth season of the Fox singing competition last month. DeGeneres begins her stint Tuesday night.

Hong Kong - It must be one of the saddest wedding albums in the world. Brides stare out, their youthful features frozen into joyless, bewildered gazes while the grooms carry the look of men grimly determined to enjoy a happiness bought at great cost....

A North Carolina court has temporarily stopped the security rules that a judge issued for the retrieval of the John Edwards sex tape.

Hey, single women: Show yourself a little love this Valentine's Day and make a date to secure your financial future. Plus: Where to find the money to sock away.

Thanks to Medicare, which wouldnt reimburse for the cost of a help-mate robot, Roxxxy the robot is now seeking employment in the adult entertainment business.

A Bellevue business executive charged with lying to a grand jury about strip club sex acts says contacting a stripper who's a witness in the case was a "colossal mistake."

Jeff Bruland redefines the sex shop. If the world's oldest profession is prostitution, our oldest pastime is masturbation. We get ourselves off with evolved efficiency. We do it with ease, we do it often, and no matter what we tell our lovers, we know there's no hand like our own.